Our neighbour opposite is an expert weed-grower!
D E A R W E E D – G A R D E N !
Try and find the highest weed
Nice and green, where vermin breed…
On the drive… a startled rat
Chased by neighbour’s pussy cat!
Park a car and leave it there
Six years, does he really care? (Parked on his garden!)
Scraps of paper strewn inside
“Wear you rubbish, please, with pride!”
Gulls are passing…. ‘choose a roof
‘Find his garden too uncouth (Even for gulls?)
Pigeons dropping “souvenir”
Right beside a can of beer!
Sun comes out, a gorgeous sheen
On this sad, chaotic scene
Guy walks past, ‘discards a fag
And a dirty plastic bag!
Cello playing, Elgar’s day (“Classic FM”)
Gosh, I think the weeds do sway!
Add a little dash of pink
Dock leaves too, what do you think?
So majestic, Elgar’s charm
Close the blinds, I’m feeling calm
Sailing to a promised land
Man and nature hand in hand!
Costa Rica, monkeys howl
Far from garden’s nasty scowl
Toucan, parrots, vultures soar
“Cannot see the weeds no more!” (Any more??)
Waking up, guy’s car starts up (The loudest exhaust!)
From my Leon glass I sup
Weeds still there…. a Whisky too?
Ease the pain of “weedy zoo”!! HELP! xxxx For Paul Galley.