A Cyprus friend posted about his terror of a snake in the house… Help! xx
S N A K E S A L I V E !
Keep all snakes out of the house
“Only looking for a mouse!” (Talking snake?)
Giant spider on your bed?
All of these by “Heaven” bred!
Lizard on the window-sill
Time to down a calming pill?
Have a Leon, Brandy Cy’
Underneath a Tala sky!
Nutcase on a one-way street
Come on, have a Whisky neat!
Wrong way ’round a roundabout
Give this idiot a clout!
Sofa left upon a path
Just ignore it, have a laugh!
Here: “NO SMOKING”… ‘start to choke
Strangle lawless Kisso’ bloke! (Kissonerga, where Heinz once lived!)
Scooter-driving…. on the right?
Snake to give guy’s rear a bite?
Seat-belts dangling in a car? (Never?)
Left their brains home in a jar?
Colander on biker’s head (Trusty helmet?)
‘Think p’rhaps his lights are dead?
Grandson holding torch instead
Really dark, they’ll soon be dead (I witnessed this in Emba, on the way to a theatre rehearsal)
A NY BETTER IN THE U.K.?
Hang a poo-bag from a tree
Fill beer bottle with your wee!
Scratch-cards, packets on the street
Racing drivers ALWAYS meet!……
BACK TO PARADISE!
Try Theletra, lots of peace
From the stress of life release
Have a meze.. “Olive Tree”
Then you really feel that you are free!
Tolerance and learn to smile?
Play piano for a while (Chopin?)
Swimming in your Cyprus pool
Raining here, now who’s the fool? xxxx