My wife’s old shed has been removed from our garden by a pair of “rubbish stars”!
“He’s a happy chap!”
T h e T h o r n t o n W i z a r d s
Grouchy and his Dear Friend, Hoggy
H’.. A cheese-man, though no “Froggie”! (He loves all French people)
Special skill: “Removing crap”
Never time to have a nap!
Lots of fun and loads of banter
“Cup of tea instead of Fanta!”
Once a butcher, Hoggy’s strong
Hercules, you can’t go wrong!
Grouchy has a giant chopper
“Gosh!”, all say…”It is a whopper!”
Laurel, Hardy, comic pair
Guess which one is Yogi Bear?
Grouchy likes a glass of Whisky
‘Says it never makes him frisky!
‘Partial to an Irish Malt
Bushmills piled up in his “vault”!
Garage clearance, sheds demolish
Van needs bit of “spit and polish”
Builders’ waste, no thing too big
Even do an Irish jig! (After hours, of course!)
Hammer swinging, shed is falling
‘Never swear: “It’s too appalling!”
“Smashing time”, and with a smile
Rubbish in the neatest pile!!
Bulky items, no,….not Grouchy!
Upright chap, he’s never “slouchy”!
Cheaper than a local skip
And his action’s “really hip!”
Grouchy wears the finest trainers
“Cheaper ones.. they are no-brainers!”
Hoggy, he is warmly dressed
Still he wears his Winter vest!
Happy couple, always joking
Grouchy with his chopper poking
‘Always wears designer gear
After work perhaps a beer? (Or six?)
“Thornton Rubbish” leads the nation
As they leave…”Standing Ovation”
In this world: “Removal Kings”
Allelu’ia ‘nation sings! “Well done, you aces!”