An amusing moment in the gym changing room in Poulton.
Cyprus walking.. No bushes here!
T O I L E T T A L K I N G
Talking toilet…. am I dreaming?
And it was so quiet seeming!
Lad is talking on the phone
On the pot,,, just hear my groan!
Then a “noise”… hear lots of giggles!
Man with goggles looks like Biggles!
Puzzled face… he looks perplexed
I am ever cross or vexed? (Just smiling?)
Wheezy chest… should he be biking?
P’rhaps a snooze more to his liking?
No?… I recommend a sleep
Underneath the duvet creep?
Cough and splutter… is he choking?
‘Really healthy?… only joking!
‘Goes off, on the rower sits
Is he really thrilled to bits?
“Toilet Talking”… more his liking
‘Stead of lots of weekly hiking?
‘Guess he could provide the beer?…
Happy Wanderers would cheer!
Toilets there are in the bushes
Walker to a “dark” spot rushes
Joins the walk, look of relief
And he causes no one grief!
Beer-cart on the walk: “Yes, pleasey!”
Management is “Oh so easy!”
Have a beer with your packed lunch
As your walnuts you do munch?
Talking toilet, danger over
“Gymnast”.. heading off for Dover
Joining in the “Brexit Queue”
Cyprus? problems only few! “Who buys the beer after a walk?” xx